Oh you know, just a random (and incomplete) list of names bike polo teams have gone by in tournaments past. In no particular order.

  • Puppy dogs and rainbows
  • Christ Punchers
  • Almost Christ Punchers
  • The A-Team
  • Heat Lightning
  • Over Rated
  • SHOTTAS
  • Hot Papas
  • Torpedo NYC
  • Milwaukee Mugshotz
  • Team Medic
  • Gordon is the biggest the fastest and the strongest
  • Scataclysm
  • Pussycat Kill Kill Kill
  • Virgin Slayers
  • Broad Street Bullies
  • Coque Bloquers
  • Two of the Four Riders of The Apocalypse…and Andy
  • The Dubious Three
  • Steel Horsemen
  • Judas and the betrayers
  • Special Ed
  • Memphis
  • Flowing Locks
  • Sweet Thunder
  • Admiral Ackbar
  • Doppler radar 2000
  • Team Generic
  • Rat Killers
  • Your Mother
  • Hate-triots
  • Meaner Shnitzels
  • Slim Margins
  • Satan Slappers
  • Cowboy Killers
  • Wheelzebub
  • Dayton Dental Cannons
  • Team America
  • Milwaukee B.P.C.
  • Trinity Bellwoods
  • Lucky Lloyds
  • Excessive Heat
  • Snake Pussy
  • Mix Masterbaters
  • The Fascists Team
  • Slapdick
  • Everybody Dies
  • Jasonique
  • Pink wonderland
  • B Team
  • Los Marcos
  • Mos Larcos
  • Polo Polo
  • Early Elimination
  • Ayn Rand’s Condescending Sigh
  • Hoagie Rollers
  • Take It Easy On Us
  • Brendan’s Team
  • Rival Gangs
  • Psycho 78
  • We Are 138
  • Party of Champions
  • Buffalo Kills
  • Team Uh….What
  • Team Pabst
  • Team Schlitz
  • Dirty English
  • The Dorks
  • The Cunning Linguists
  • Banned in DC
  • Minor Threat
  • POD squad
  • Electroshock
  • Ukranian Thundersluts
  • Vaginer
  • Fat Cat
  • Skidbillies
  • Ambassadors
  • Irregulars
  • Bi Polar Disorder
  • Pole + Balls
  • The Desk Jockeys
  • Los I.N.S.
  • Las Cholas
  • Las Corazonas Negras
  • Sons of A Thousand Fathers and all of them are bastards just like you
  • Next in Line for your mother’s Gangbang
  • Team Andy
  • Hostile Makeovers
  • Chicago Dumptrucks
  • Mascara Rattlesnake
  • Killdozer
  • Steeplechase
  • Doug and the Darlrymples
  • Ballz Deep
  • Casual Fridays
  • Natti
  • Killumbus
  • Chinsplitters
  • Vag(j) Attack
  • Freewheels
  • Turtleheads
  • The Kens
  • Brass Ballers
  • The Internationals
  • Fantasy Boyz
  • The Seattle Polyolos
  • King Me
  • East Vanguard
  • Mercenaries
  • Militia
  • Hero Squad 2
  • Suckin dick bought this van
  • Naturals
  • Tag Team
  • Ho chi minh pirates
  • Travis Bickle
  • Team Teddy Bear
  • Shooter’s Passion
  • Shit Scissor
  • Border Patrol
  • Satan Fingering People
  • Super Spackle Monkey
  • Team Jenny
  • Bomb Pop
  • Romantic Overtures
  • 26ers
  • Team Minus (T-)
  • Holy Mountain
  • Here comes a special boy